1. Bra sizes. We understand the basic concepts of A and DD and that there's also number but we have absolutely no point of reference. We don't know what chest size a 36 actually is. Also, the whole idea of chest underwear. We don't have to deal with it.
2. Tampons. So you women just like, stick them up there right? We're pretty sure we know how they work, but it's not like we've ever seen them in action. How do you get so good at concealing them? We've never seen an unwrapped one in the wild.
3. Periods in general. Do you bleed the whole time? How do you know when you're done? Can you feel it all day? Yeah, health class taught us the logistics, but we still have so many unanswered questions.
Related: dresses. We don't have any kind of "fuck me" clothes in our closets. We shower and put on a collared shirt and hope that we get lucky. You will never hear a guy say, "I just got a great pair of 'fuck me' slacks from Sears."
11. Why sitting down to pee is a pain. We get what's going on, but we don't really understand how much of a game-changer it is. We can pee pretty much wherever we want, whenever we want. It's pretty cool.
12. Why you insist on our opinions when we don't have one to give. What color should we paint the wall? We don't know. We don't care. Ok, if you need an answer, how about white? White isn't a color you can paint a wall? See, we're out of our element and we just get yelled at for giving you an answer.
Related: shampoo, and maybe moisturizer. What are they other things you guys have all over the bathroom? How do different parts of the skin need different things? It's literally one organ.
15. How you look good at the gym. Why do you look like you stepped out of a fitness catalogue while we're standing over here in our raggedy-ass sweatpants with broken elastic?
16. Kale. No man even knows what kale is, really, but you all talk about it like it's the nectar of the gods. Isn't it basically lettuce?
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